people are not very smart.

below is a conversation with my brother. first you have to check out this article: LIGHT-SABRE DUEL PUTS TWO IN HOSPITAL z: "now let's fight with flamethrowers!" a: whee! z: "i have a semi-automatic pistol in my garage! let's see if we can block the bullets with our petrol lightsabers!" a: ooh that would be so fun! z: hehe a: we could douse the ammo in something to make it glow like blaster fire! a: maybe that mercury dust stuff! z: haha a: oh what's it called, phosphorous! a: that stuff! z: my friend's got some depleted uranium a: that would be AWESOME z: but he says he has "big plans" for it z: so he might not want to give it up